Ads targeted at me

Ads on a comic site: Babies and stuff

I'm now reading a really cool manga call Ooku (Oukuu). It's about an alternate universe in medieval Japan where a lot of boys and men die because of some weird disease. 

At the time the comic is set, there is only a quarter of men to women. So women are the rulers while men become commodities (a tool to get you babies). 

Anyway, the ads targeted on the site is really weird. Most were about babies. How did it know that my womb is empty and needs to be occupied by a growing embryo?

Or do embryo-less women read comics? Or was it the type of comic I'm reading?

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ZYX hospital, your destination down the long road of hoping for a child.

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I think this is an abortion ad: Microtubes for micro artificial miscarriage. Keep a woman's right to be a mother.

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"Good luck" will come immediately. Pun on "luck", sounds like "pregnancy".

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Not all was about making babies. There was one for car insurance.

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This is so facepalm-y:
Reconstruct a younger private part, ignite a woman's second sex drive period (something like that)!

Conquer men till the end! Men will never leave you.

Comment: Hmmm...A tight vajaja means men can't get enough of me???

Irony--Twilight targeted at wrong audience

So you work at an ad agency for a tween-oriented site where pre-teen kids can design avatars and do stuff. Sort of Second Life NC17.
Your boss tells you to make a series of Twilight-themed ad to plaster around the Internet to burn into people's retina.
And boss says you must buy every keyword that is Twilight related. That includes Twilight (duh), eclipse, new moon, etc etc etc.
You did.
But...did you realize that it might appear somewhere you don't want it to be at?

For example, under a pile of dung?

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[NSFW] Saving private school girls

OK, this is probably not a targeted ad but a random ad that came along with an online comic site..

It's quite disgusting, almost pedophilic.

The large font says: Lets you choose the way you like it best. and "Help us elder brother"
And down below. it says: Female gamers: 46285 people. (seriously?!)

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And notice the hands on the "nurse's" face. It's my cursor. *puke, maybe I'll scratch her eyes out first.

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Where: Pop up from an online pirate comic site

Baby powder for ladies with twitching ovaries (updated)

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I should have seen this coming. Baby milk powder commercial for a baby-related film.

I would think that mothers are too busy to watch videos. But it might be targeted at moms-to-be. My twitching ovaries and I do not need baby milk powder.

Where: Tudou
What were you doing: Watching a video called Babies.

Update: Minutes later while looking at a gossip site. Another baby milk powder ad followed me. Go away!
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